Wednesday, December 24, 2008

At least his head didn't spin around....

And once again, Rob and I are at the bottom of the parent learning curve. A few weeks ago, Romi got his first cold and we learned loads from that experience. We learned that he really, really hates having his nose wiped, that he hates it less if you use a warm washcloth, that the best number of phonebooks under the crib legs is two, that Vic's Vapor Rub comes in a kid version, and that the only thing worse then wiping Romi's nose is to blow saline up it. And the only thing worse than that is to use the nasal aspirator (a.k.a. the snot sucker-outer).

So when Romi came down with another cold, we thought we had it in the bag. He was true to form, including coughing on phlegm and then gagging and throwing up a bit. We thought it was all par for the course. We were wrong. The annoying thing is how long it took us to figure out our mistake.

You would think we'd figure out the vomiting was worse when last night, out of nowhere, Romi lost half a bottle of formula in a projectile vomiting performance that would have made Damian proud. Of course, said event took place in the living room, and the victims included the futon, a pillow, me and Heather. Following our stunned silence, Heather and I broke into uproarious laughter. We just couldn't figure out how something so small could get such a large amount of liquid to travel so far and at such a velocity.

You'd think that would have been our first clue, but no. Our second clue should have been the coughing-barfing combo that lead us to change the sheets this morning (which is truly a pain to do in a crib). And yet, we were still clueless. Romi endeavored to get his message across by losing most of an 8-ounce bottle of formula all over the lunch table and floor at Claim Jumper. It's was a good thing that we were with seasoned professionals; it didn't stop Heather, Mark, Rob or I from finishing lunch.

Alas for poor Romi, his parents still didn't have a clue and prepared to go out for Chinese food with friends. Romi, however, had other plans. He decided enough was enough and he was going to get our attention come hell or high water, so he proceeded to barf and barf and barf, all over the tile floor. It was at that point that Rob and I looked at each other and said, huh, maybe he's sick and we shouldn't go.

Happy 40th Barfday to me!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

What's in a Name?

My latest parental concern is that Romi will never know his own name. This anxiety stems in part from his very likely delayed speech capabilities (you know, that six-months of Chinese and then the switch to English), but it also comes from my inability to actually call him by name. Here is Romi alias Top 10.

10. Rome-ala
9. Boy/Little Boy/My Boy
8. Romster or Rominator
7. Little Man (which lead to...)
6. Little Man-aroony (which lead to...)
5. Little Manicotti (my Mom's favorite)
4. Shul Wrecker (Rabbi Eisen's contribution)
3. Baby Cake/Baby Rice Cake
2. Moochki-Ba-Boochki (who knows why)
1. Monkey/Monkey Boy

Status Report

This weekend, Romi cut a top tooth, ate Challah on Shabbat, decided he hated avocados and pulled himself up into a standing position. Can't wait to see what's next....

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Tickle-Me-Romi

I'm not sure if I should share this information or not, but I figure it's important enough to keep for posterity. Here are all the almost-guaranteed ways to make Romi belly laugh:

1. Poke him on either the right or left side under his rib cage.
2. Grab his upper thighs and squeeze.
3. Kiss him energetically on the neck.
4. Gently bite him on the shoulder or the foot.
5. Make odd sounds, like burring or gurgling at him.

I don't know if this betrays any child-parent confidences or not, but the sound of his laughing truly is my favorite in all the world. Bring on the giggles!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Rite of Passage


We reached another milestone: the next size up of clothing. In a time honored parental tradition, I went through the Rominator's drawers and folded up all those shirts that were too tight and pants that were too short and socks that no longer stayed on (yeah, right, like they ever did) and boxed them off to pass onto to some other kid. It surprised me by just how attached I was to his little onsies that said "Baby MVP" and those cute little sleepers. I can't believe that it's already time for him to move up and move out, even if it just to the next size. And I also can't believe that there were a few favorites that I just couldn't pass on yet; I admit it, I stashed his little blue hoodie and denim shortalls in the bottom drawer because I'm just not ready to let them go. (He looked so darn cute in them!) Of course, I also saved the onsie he was wearing when we got him and the sleeper he came with in Taiwan and wore on the plane home, but those at least seem rationale. Intellectually, I can see his growth, both physically and developmentally, but somehow, making the physical change just seemed to make this time with him as a baby all that more elusive.

Of course, I shouldn't really complain. After all, the boychick has only graduated to "6 to 9 months" in size. (By the way, he'll be eighth months tomorrow.)

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Don't Eat My Brain!

I thought it wouldn't happen quite this fast, but alas I am wrong. My little boychick is eating my brain. The upside to this is that he is getting smarter by the minute. The downside is that I am getting stupider. In the last week or so the little guy has learned loads of things, including how to get from his stomach to sitting up (seriously, he's a genius). I, however, have forgotten both how to accomplish anything at work and my area code. I'd be upset, but it's all for a good cause.

I am a bit more ambivalent, however, about Romi's rate of maturity. I know he had a whole six months without us where he pretty much did a whole lot of nothing, but we missed those months, and now it seems as if he changes and grows and learns something new every darn day. I freaked out this week when I was told that I had to register him for preschool next month. OK, I know school's coming and all, but jeez, we've only had the bugger six weeks and we're talking sending him off to school! I am so proud of him when he discovers something new and exciting that he can do, but I also want him to stay my little guy for a bit longer. Of course, I wouldn't mind a bit of maturity in his sense of humor. Last Friday he bonked me with his big head on the bridge of my nose, which I gotta tell you really, really, really hurt. When I started shouting "ow!" he thought it was one of the funniest things he'd seen in his seventh months of existence. I certainly hope the Three Stooges are not in my future.

And one more lesson of parenthood: not everything works for every baby. Jacob's parents rave about the "soother" they have for his crib. The lights and sounds of the swinging monkey, gurgling fish and popping frog keep Jacob happy company in his crib until he is overcome by sleep. Seeing as Romi loves the lion on his bumper (and said bumper's days are numbered), I figured we'd get him his only little jungle paradise to lull him to a comfortable sleep. Yeah, right. I strapped it to his crib, he was all cuddly and sleepy and ready to nap, I put him in his bed, turned on the light show and--BAM!--instant alertness. This was the best toy ever! He squealed, laughed and kicked his legs in enjoyment of the show. Soothing it was not and sleep inducing wasn't even in the vicinity. Now we don't know what to do with it; he likes it so much and makes him so happy we hate to get rid of it. Sigh.